Seven Days In New York City
That wonderful time of the year,
Central park in fall.
Dittoheads doing the lambada.
Draftdodger's wives dancing
cheek to cheek with sliderule generals.
Delegates with a bad case
of anus envy swoon
after Rush Limbaugh
and line up to get beaten
with a clue stick
by George Stephanopoulos.
When all are sufficiently wound up
closing ceremonies are held
and everyone drinks the kool-aid.
Hail to the chief.
Nunya [4:34 PM]